GIRL, I MUST WARN YOU:  Ready to feel old?  Bell Biv Devoe's Poison album released 25 years ago today.  This, of course, requires Turk Dancing To "Poison."

LIP SYNCERS GOTTA SYNC SYNC SYNC SYNC: For "Cable Show Based on Recurring Bit On The Tonight Show," Lip Sync Battle has certainly scored an impressive first set of competitors.

TOP TEN ANSWERS, ON THE BOARD. HERE IS YOUR QUESTION:  Goodness, you can spend a lot of time playing the Google Feud, where you have to guess how the search engine auto-completes its queries.

CONTRARY TO ALLEGATIONS, HE DID NOT DO IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE:  Just to clarify, while Robert Durst is accused of several murders, he is 100% innocent of the crime of having been a member of Limp Bizkit.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PREDICTABILITY?  The Frisco Roughriders aren't just settling for a new Teddy Roosevelt-themed mascot this year, but have additional fun planned--yes, it's Full House night at the ballpark, with custom uniforms evoking the show's opening credits and the first pitch being thrown out by Dave Coulier (yes, the Dave Coulier).  Get your tickets now!

THE KING JOFFREY OF POP: Selected NSFW burns from the just-filmed Comedy Central roast of Justin Bieber. Among the milder is from SNL's Pete Davidson: "Usher is the one who took you under his wing. You're the worst thing that Usher has done to America, since the guy who sat John Wilkes Booth behind Abraham Lincoln."

Added: intra-roaster verbal violence catalogued: "Kevin [Hart], you are everywhere! You know Kevin's actually gonna be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He's playing Peter Dinklage's shadow."

I'M SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, AND I DON'T NEED A GOVERNESS: As part of the movie's 50th anniversary celebration, EW ranks the Von Trapp family children.