SURVEY SAYS:  I haven't checked in on this issue in quite some time, and we're due for an update: between normal air driers, paper towels, and the Dyson air blade, what's your preferred washroom hand-drying method?

#teamtowel

SURVEY SAYS: Our friends at Previously.TV are asking who's the best Feud host of all time.  So, who ya got--the sleazy smarm of Richard Dawson?  The hyper-professionalism of Ray Combs?  The stiffness of John O'Hurley?  The "oh no, you didn't say that!" of Steve Harvey?

STILL HOLDING OUT FOR THE HOUSTON BABIES:  The Astros' Triple A affiliate in Fresno will, in connection with a promo, change its name to the Fresno Tacos for a day.  Of course, merch is already available.

KERMIT FLAIL:  The Muppets is probably my most anticipated new sitcom of the Fall, and though they didn't make a pilot, ABC has put up the presentation which got it a greenlight to series, which manages to include funny celebrity cameos and an appropriate amount of mayhem.