ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GET ONE MORE:  We've previously posted about Gary Ross' planned Sandra Bullock-led all-female Ocean's Eleven, and reports are we've got some more casting, including Elizabeth Banks, Cate Blanchett, Helena Bonham Carter, and Mindy Kaling.

THEY'RE GONNA THROW ROCKS AT YOU NEXT WEEK: The eternally charming Rob Lowe will lit'rally be the subject of the next Comedy Central roast.

I'LL TAKE "BALLER MOVES ON JEOPARDY!" FOR $2000, ALEX:  And here's your clip.

IN HER COLD COFFEE EYES:  Paul Simon Thinkpiece + SlatePitches = ALOTT5MA fodder:

... That said, Simon’s whole concept of “street angels” and treatment of mental illness here—the character returns in “I’m in a Parade” being diagnosed in an emergency room as schizophrenic and rambling “my head is a lollipop and everyone wants to lick it”—verges on poor-taste slumming.

Such occasions to wince recur several times, a reminder of the gringo-on-safari suspicions around Graceland and The Rhythm of the Saints. It’s tricky for any millionaire rock star to sing credibly about social injustice (I refer you to U.K. band Hefner’s lost gem “Gabriel in the Airport”), but it’s exacerbated by Simon’s way of merging those concerns with his own stream-of-consciousness goof-offs and often exaggeratedly wry vocal delivery. His class blinders, and assumption of his entitlement to teleport into any situation, are close to the heart of his gaucheness—I love “Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard” as much as the next Sesame Street tyke, but it requires overlooking what seems to be his cringe-worthy imitation of a Latino kid’s street dialect.