YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW LIE IN IT. TOY-O-TA: Apropos of nothing, remember the old Toyota jingle that went "you asked for it/you got i...

WORD OF THE WEEK : Sometimes, there's a title or piece of dialogue so ludicrous that you can't resist saying it over and over again...

YES, YOU'RE STILL FIRED: Yesterday's "PTI" reminds us that yesterday marked the one-year anniversary of the firing of Omar...

IT'S BETTER THAN "TINY MOIST HAND:" There's really not a whole lot to say about The Jacket , which attempts to cover up n...

FOR THAT DEAF, DUMB, AND BLIND INNER CHILD: It's the Internet Pinball Database , where you can find out about seemingly every pinball m...

YOU COULD SEE THAT PIERRE DID TRULY LOVE THE MADEMOISELLE: In a generally negative review of Be Cool , Roger Ebert makes the following curi...

THE VERY LAST WORD ABOUT THE 2005 ACADEMY AWARDS: It's come to my attention -- and I'm sorry I missed this -- that the Necrology se...