MENUDEVO: It burns! It buuurrns! Turn it off. Take it off our stereo!! It freeeezes!! Nasty, nasty elveses recorded it!! Pleeeeaaasssse. I...

MAMAS, DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE SPACEBALLS: It's hardly a scoop at this point, but ALOTT5MA would not be ALOTT5MA if so...

OKAY, AT LEAST SHE HIT MOST OF HER TRIPLES: Michelle Kwan has been cleared to compete -- but, let's not kid ourselves, she's not wi...

THAT THIS HASN'T BEEN A TASK ON THE AMAZING RACE YET, QUITE FRANKLY, STUNS ME: Because, really, who wouldn't want to Ski Dubai ? Y...

THREE GUYS WALK INTO A CLINIC. THEIR LEGS HURT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM? As Matt pretty much predicted a few days ago , the good folks at...

AIN'T NO STOPPING HIM NOW? I just heard on the radio that Gene McFadden , a key figure in the "sound of Philadelphia" passed...

IF YOU WANT ME TO PLAY, I'LL BE AROUND TODAY: The Washington Post is reporting that reclusive soul star Sly Stone may perform at the ...