ANDRE THE GIANT LINEBACKER: Andre Tippett was just elected to the Football Hall of Fame! That makes me very happy.

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DR. ADDISON MONTGOMERY SHEPPARD IS THE NEW OBAMA GIRL? In one of the more bizarre assemblages of talent for a cause since SNL's Recurr...

OKAY, CAMPERS, RISE AND SHINE, AND DON'T FORGET YOUR BOOTIES 'CAUSE IT'S COOOOOOLD OUT THERE TODAY: It's February 2, so it...

ALWAYS BET ON BLACK : Wesley Snipes, acquitted of tax fraud . [N.B.: I've spent the last fifteen minutes trying to come up with a bett...

I WONDER WHAT HER BEST FRIEND, LESLEY, HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS: OK, I get that Hannah Montana is a phenomonon, and that this weekend's 3-...