OCHO LOCO: Taking matters to a degree that Ted Turner and Andy Messersmith never considered , Bengals WR Chad Johnson (#85) has legally cha...

STOP. THE LOVE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN: Some day, though probably not until after his death, an appropriate biography will be written det...

BEFORE THE LEAVES CHANGE: Monday marks the beginning of one of ALOTT5MA's favorite times of the year--the fall television season (though...

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, I'M WEARING A SHIRT! Michael Phelps to host SNL season-opener in two weeks ; your skit suggestions are welcome.

BABY YOU CAN WEAR MY CAR: We've been watching other things this week, but did managed to take in the Project Runway recycle-a-Saturn ch...

ALOTT5MA JEOPARDY: Things that Belong to KCosmo's Regular Beat for $400. Your answer is: Olympic sport, small New England city, decidu...

IN THE ALIEN LIGHT OF THE SPACESHIP OF LOVE: Apparently, the problem for David Duchovny is not having too many girls ask " why won'...