NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE COMMITTEE TO PLAN PARTIES: As self-appointed chair of the ALOTT5MA Party Planning Committee, in an effort to act...

RIGHT, LISA, LIKE THERE'S SOME MAGICAL ANIMAL... Is there anything more divine than bacon? Is there anything more revolting than mayo...

THEY EACH SPENT $150,000 ON CLOTHES IN A SINGLE SEASON. THEY WERE BOTH SCREWED OVER BY KATIE COURIC. AND BOTH WEAR WOMEN'S JEANS: The...

YOU DON'T NEED A WEATHERMAN TO KNOW WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS: A few years back, Marketplace did a great but self-defeating little bit ...

A FEW OF MY LEAST-FAVORITE THINGS: I've never been shy about identifying and cataloguing the worst kinds of music I've heard. I...

PORTFOLIO, YOU'RE NEXT: With the news that both the print version of Radar and its most excellent website will be dying , let's take...

CHILDREN, CHILDREN! NO, NO, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. DON'T YOU SEE , CHILDREN? YOU HAVE THE HEART , BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE SOUL ...