DO NOT LOOK INTO BRIAN WILSON'S BEARD OR YOU WILL WITNESS THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR OWN DEATH*: Wow . Wow. Wow . * Credit, when I can...

AND SHE CAN'T EVEN DRINK LEGALLY YET: The days of mega-debuts on the Billboard album chart seem over, with the biggest selling opening ...

I'M WAITING FOR JOAN'S RESPONSE BOOK: Sterling's Gold , the memoirs and observations of Roger Sterling, will be available at you...

$206 MILLION JUST DOESN'T BUY WHAT IT USED TO: Congratulations to the New York Yankees, whose historic titanicism epicly clutchstoried t...

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A COLD ONE: Sure, Hollywood types occasionally swear they will move to Canada under certain political circumsta...

HEY, LOOK. I'M SORRY I DRAGGED YOU AWAY FROM WHATEVER GAY-SERIAL-KILLERS-WHO-RIDE-HORSES-AND-LIKE-TO-PLAY-GOLF-TOUCHY-FEELY-PICTURE YOU...

BOBOS ON TELEVISION: Normally, David Brooks' pieces on the op-ed page of the Times are outside the scope of this blog, but when he ta...