NICK OFFERMAN/DUKE SILVER, IRA GLASS/PHILIP GLASS, OR PRINCE/PRINCE:   Throughout the season, the producers of SNL will be soliciting host/m...

PAY FOR IT USING YOUR PICKETT'S CHARGE CARD:   There are two hours left in the GSA auction of the 28'x29', twelve ton electric l...

ALOTT5MA FRIDAY GRAMMAR RODEO:   In which The Atlantic reports on Portland (OR) advertising director Ted McCagg's bracket-based quest t...

POTENTIALLY RECONCILABLE:   Recognizing that All Things Taylor Swift is usually Matt's department, but, seriously, what's up with th...

JUST BE GLAD IT WASN'T THE SAME EPISODE:   Not only have both been long-listed for Supreme Court nominations which likely will never com...

THEY ARE NOT YET EQUIPPED TO SEND PEOPLE TO THE SPECIAL HELL: Some cinemas in the UK now have "Movie Ninjas" to discipline those w...

ISO MWM, 40ISH, MUST BE FIRST IN WAR AND FIRST IN PEACE, AND INCAPABLE OF TELLING A LIE. HATING HESSIANS, FALSE TEETH BOTH PLUSSES:   They...