HE  LITERALLY HAS TO GIVE UP THE FUNK: In order to satisfying a $1M+ debt to his former law firm, George Clinton has been ordered to turn ov...

TO PROFESSOR HENRY WALTON JONES, JR:   The University of Chicago has received a mystery package .

THAT WASN'T HERB TEA ... THAT WAS HERB!   The wacky hijinks of NBC's Night Court will always remain in a dear place in my memory, so...

YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO FILL A MAN LIKE THAT WITH AMBITION:   Nominating The Newsroom and Smash for Best TV Drama and Best TV Comedy instead of ...

HARRY DRANK DEEPLY. IT WAS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING HE'D EVER TASTED AND SEEMED TO HEAT EVERY BIT OF HIM FROM THE INSIDE: Two-and-a-half...

'NOT YOUR FATHER'S OLDSMOBILE' JUST PISSED OFF ALL THE FATHERS WITH OLDSMOBILES: There are two (probably an infinite number, ac...

IT'S 12/12/12, AT 12:12:12:   Last chance we'll get to do something like this for the next eighty-eight-plus years, until the first ...