MISS BUXLEY WEEPS: I assume Mort Walker had been phoning in Beetle Bailey strips from the grave since the first Reagan Administration but le...

THE ONLY WAY IT WOULD BE MORE ON-BRAND FOR US IS IF IT INCLUDED THE EATING OF FERMENTED WHALE BLUBBER OR SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENING ON JEOPAR...

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD:  Today in controversial Jeopardy! scoring decisions--a contestant was told his response of "Gangster's Paradise...

MIKE DOONESBURY LED THE WAKE:  Yet another case of premorse.  John Anderson, dead at 95 .

SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE: If ever I had a case of premorse, today's the day. Jim Nabors, dead at age 87 .

ZIP CODE, FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA:  Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  And remember that while killing your guests is not necessarily a deal breaker...

TREBEK'S PRISONER'S DILEMMA:  It's time for Final Jeopardy!.  Player A and B each have $12,300; Player C has $1000.  The Final J...