EXIT 16-W REGION:
Pittsburgh Panthers v. Oklahoma State Cowboys: Wild cats can't outrun men on horses with lassoes. Tie 'em up and brand 'em.
Wake Forest Demon Deacons v. St. Joseph's Hawks: It may be the devil, it may be the lord, but you're gonna have to serve somebody, and the double-D's from the woods are waffling like Arlen Specter on a pro-labor regulation. The Hawks won't die tonight.
CHARLES BARKLEY IS A TRAITOR REGION
Vanderbilt Commodores v. Connecticut Huskies: My first computer was a Commodore VIC-20, and it, too, couldn't handle color. Cornelius's offspring will not find an amiga in this matchup, and the Commodores' 64 hopes will end against the beefy nutmeggers. Game over.
Alabama Crimson Tide v. Syracuse Orangemen: In this colorful matchup, the missing tint is Melo's Yelo. We got it wrong last year but we're sure this time: like their Dutch namesakes, the Orangemen will stumble about helplessly against the furious red wave, and collapse like a bunch of stoned Eurotrash in wooden shoes. Sweet home Alabama, play that dead team's song.
Will our remarkable prediction streak continue? Wait and see.
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