Tuesday, March 22, 2005

HE'S BEEN WALKING THE STREETS AT NIGHT, JUST TRYING TO GET IT RIGHT: If I was ever 11 years late on a legal brief that had already cost the client $13 million, I sure don't think anyone would be sending the Times a letter like this about me. But it'd be cool to have friends like Axl Rose's. Just imagine:
Adam was one of the only lawyers I ever worked with who was never motivated by money. He consistently put the quality of his legal output above all. Whether you consider him to be a jurisprudential genius on hold, a poster child for the misunderstood, or a narcissist, all of his actions are motivated by a pure desire to make every pleading count as a true reflection of his own high standards.

In a sea of legal mediocrity and generic advocacy processed into greatness by LEXIS, Adam achieved the American dream in law without compromising his integrity for the sake of fame or fortune. . . .

Seriously, how much of that $13 million did Axl spend on kissing this guy's ass?

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