IT'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE I POOPED MY PANTS. BOO! Yes, we're all happy that A Certain Internet Service Provider allowed all the Racers to have a cry session, but what was perhaps most exciting about this leg of the race was Phil's anticipatory squint while reciting the Detour choices in the mucky-muck. That, and the HoYay: between the Ace-and-Gary carry, the conspicious use of moisturizer and the line "Is it hard down there?", the DrugModels brought all the whimsy you'd need for one episode.
As far as everything else was concerned, two things were clearly missing in this episode: Kentucky, and, um . . . well, you'll have to see the whole hour to find out.