A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

"I DON'T LIKE THE MEDIA. I DON'T LIKE THEM. I DON'T LIKE THE MEDIA." Does Texas Rangers slugger Carl Everett like the media? Read this interview with the Dallas Observer and find out just how angry one dinosaur-doubter can get.

Indeed, one might turn on the media after being quoted like this by Sports Illustrated back in 2000:

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve," Everett said last Friday, before the Red Sox lost two of three in Atlanta. "The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

What about dinosaur bones?

"Made by man," he says.

Everett has trouble, too, with the idea of man actually walking on the moon. After first rejecting the notion, he concedes, "Yeah, that could have happened. It's possible. That is something you could prove. You can't prove dinosaurs ever existed. I feel it's far-fetched."

Obviously, Mr. Everett is not familiar with the work of Was (Not Was).