A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

IF YOU ARE VIN DIESEL, YELL REALLY LOUD: While we all appreciate the efforts our government is making to prepare us in the event of terrorist attack, some people believe that the graphics being used by our government to inform us are, well, subject to "reinterpretation":


In the event of emergency, find a 3-story, 10-foot-high building. The midgets inside will be sure to help you. Remember, just follow the enormous red arrow protruding from your crotch.


Do not breakdance under piles of rubble.

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