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Coalition forces are here to liberate from the tyrrany of the Saddam Hussein regime and a high carb diet! We will complete the work of the martyred Dr. Atkins! Soon even your sullen children will reject heaping plates of rice.
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(a) Ted Kaczynski is coming to your home! He will need to eat huge amounts of food! If you do not comply with his demands a giant hand will crush you, just like it did this parachutist!
(b)Third Amendment? Sorry, never heard of it.
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Are you troubled by blotchy skin, jowly cheeks and passe Francophile fashions? Coalition forces will help you look and feel fabulous by promoting public crossdressing!
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Facial hair and fey berets makes you look so gay! The Gillette Mach3 will help you get a clean shave and you will attract many beautiful women!
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After the bombing is done, it will be party time in Baghdad! Cruise on down to the Big Mosque and show the world that the Iraq knows how to tailgate!
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We know you've got AT-ATs. Walk away slowly and we'll give you an employment application with Bechtel.
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