A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

ALL LINKS CERTIFIED WORKPLACE-APPROPRIATE: Porn star Mary Carey, whose improbable run to a top-10 finish in the California gubernatorial race was fueled by a vague resemblance to Mariah Carey, ample skin, and a media stalled at the intersection of Legitimate News Drive and Gratuitous Titillation Boulevard, is making a docudrama about her campaign. Or a something-u-drama, but I won't say it here. Let's say it rhymes with "doc." Anyway, in the most inspired casting move Hollywood has seen since Robert Evans as Irving Thalberg, Carey has cast the Hedgehog -- Ron Jeremy -- as Lieutenant Governor Cruz Bustamante. Compare for yourself: the resemblance is chilling.