A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH, YOU CAN STAY CLASSY: Not content to let his partner across the aisle to have a monopoly on sloppy mistakes that have made it into print regarding the film "Dodgeball," Richard Roeper slipped this oopsy-daisy into his "column" today:

"Bill Kurtis is the man. He was lampooned on an episode of 'South Park.' On 'The Sopranos,' Dr. Melfi once said: 'I get all my information [on crime] from the movies and Bill Kurtis!'
Bill Kurtis is the narrator of 'Dodgeball.' (Kurtis on Ron Burgundy in 'Anchorman': 'He was a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo . . . ')"

And incidentally, I've come to think recently that Ben Stiller might in fact be evil incarnate, a suspicion that was made all the more curious when during my first viewing of "The Boys from Brazil," who but Stiller's actual mother, Anne Meara, shows up as one of the mothers of the young Hitler clones.