A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

THE ONLY OTHER TIME SOMEBODY ON THIS BLOG WILL MENTION HAROLD MINER: Adam mentioned last week that his dunk contest post would be the only time anybody on this blog would mention Harold Miner. In open defiance of Adam's promise, I report to you an article mentioning that Miner is doing okay for himself, having sensibly (and therefore inexplicably, for an NBA player and USC alum) bought a plot of land in Las Vegas with his endorsement-contract money. Miner, as you'll recall, was known in his SC days as "Baby Jordan" because everybody thought he was exactly like Michael Jordan. They still do, except that Miner was two or three inches shorter than advertised, played what the kids call "a French style of defense," and couldn't hit the pavement with a dropped brick.