A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

WINK WINK, NUDGE NUDGE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? Today's challenge to you, faithful readers, is a simple one--in honor of today's release of Herbie: Fully Loaded (my personal pick for "most unnecessary remake/sequel of the summer")--find the review that makes the most amusingly oblique reference to leading lady Lindsay Lohan's physical, erm, "assets." The Philadelphia Weekly review is a bit too blatant for its own good, stating that "They're also the only two reasons to see this movie," and making no bones about what the antecedent of "they" is. The Times review goes with overly subtle, referring to Lohan's "sexy, head-turning strut" (though it scores major bonus points for linking to the old Times reviews of prior Herbie films). I'm sure you can do better, dear readers--do so in the comments.