A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

I AM SO PUNK ROCK: I may be the only person in the entire world to think so, but there are three things about this picture that I find funny. First, the President clearly had country singer Mark Wills teach him how to play a G chord because he thought he would come across as a man of the people if he could strum the guitar on stage. Second, that G chord sounded awful when Bush played it with his entire hand moved up a fret. Third, Wills is springing into action because he knows that if he doesn't fix the problem right now Branson's going to lose its Homeland Security allowance. Sometimes a picture does tell a whole story.