A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

THE HEART OF DORKNESS: Watch this space, kids! If we're lucky, maybe Professor Richard Epstein will liveblog the annual Law School Trivia Contest.

Actually, I'm sure The Law School can do better than that. In preparation, perhaps some of Chicago's distinguished faculty would like to hone their blogging skills by guesting here at ALOTT5MA?

Maybe... But, maybe not.

In lieu of their direct participation, maybe some of those here familiar with the unique foibles of diction and delivery that attend these esteemed academicians would care to contribute imaginatively parodic pop-culture blog entries in the comments?

Maybe...