A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

FARKIN' iHOLES: Not yet. No, not yet. But thanks to Levi Strauss we are one step closer to sliding that wireless network card into the base of our brainstems, as the BBC reports:

The RedWire DLX Jeans will have an iPod remote control and docking station fitted in its pockets, and comes complete with attached headphones.

So, can I get that integrated into a nice office-appropriate ensemble like ASAP please? You know, while y'all are working on the wireless network card thingy?