A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

IT'S EITHER THIS OR WE DISCUSS BOBBY MASON '95'S USE OF THE EXPRESSION "DROP A DEUCE" ON SURVIVOR TONIGHT: Figure skating aside, the other burning questions of these Games were as follows: does Monaco's ruler miss the bobsleigh? is the food in the Olympic Village up to His Serene standards? and will Prince Albert ever curtail Monaco's notorious greenhouse gas emissions and engage in a PR stunt highlighting same? We've got answers.