A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

I'M WAITING FOR KIDZ 2PAC: The Times makes the interesting observation today that last week's top 3 selling albums were all children-oriented (#1 was the soundtrack to High School Musical, #2 was Kidz Bop 9, and #3 was Sing-A-Longs And Lullabies From The Film Curious George). More frighteningly, it notes that Reggaeton Ninos (featuring a Kidz Bop-esque version of Daddy Yankee's already annoying "Gasolina") is already on shelves and that Disney plans to follow up the successful DEV2.0 with the "Po-Go's," which are children singing the songs of the Go-Go's. Your challenge, should you chose to accept it, is to come up with the most nonsensical and inappropriate "children's album" possible.