A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

THERE'S NEVER A F***KIN' PARTY: Tonight on Project Runway, we finally discover what the "benefits" of winning are, and it might well have been an excellent episode had the winner not been telegraphed so early (classic reality show storyline number 6--the burnout regains their confidence and rallies) and had the dresses not overall been a huge miss (only two managed not to have serious problems, in my view). Add to this that the preplanned twist could have been great, but due to how the season worked out? Not so much. So, looks like we have one firm slot for the finals now, with the other competitors all duking it out to see if they can transcend their repetitive styles. Don't forget to use all your excess scraps of fabric in the comments.