A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE WITH THE STARS? This one is weird -- or at least it will be weird for the small sliver of ALOTT5MA's readership who watch reality dance shows. Apparently Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba and So You Think You Can Dance ballroom specialist and proponent of open-shirted style Artem Chigvintsev (14 years Carrie Ann's junior, for those who pay attention to such details) have been dating for the last eight months. No word yet as to whether resident SYTYCD screamer Mary Murphy, for whom Artem served as shirtless-partner-without-portfolio during season two, is aware of this development.