A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE DREAM WE ALL DREAM OF: Prince sets up shop in Vegas. Yes, you can comment on that and on how much it's worth $125 to see Prince in a stripped-down show in a small venue when you know he's actually going to show up more-or-less on time, but why this post really exists is to encourage you to come up with better titles for this post. My other early thoughts were:

TONIGHT THE PRIME RIB BUFFET'S ONLY NINETEEN NINETY-NINE
ALL SEVENS AND THE POT IS CALLED
I STOOD ON SIXTEEN BUT I GUESS THAT'S NO EXCUSE

But you can do better.