A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

MATRIMONY FOR NOTHING: What I learned from the coming attractions before Knocked Up (speaking of which, how happy was I that nobody tipped me off ahead of time to the brilliant and unexplained wardrobe decision to just make Baruchel up like either Travis Bickle or Joe Strummer? And was that really "Jonah Hill," or did somebody reanimate Chris Penn? And where was the ER/estrogen contingent for the Freaks reunion? So many questions):

• Sham marriages between straight men posing as gay men are funny.
  
• Ill-considered marriages featuring honeymoon adultery are funny.
  
• Dane Cook's marriage-inducing penis is funny.
  
• Borscht-Belt priests attempting to derail the tallest celebrity marriage in history are funny.
  
• It's Good Morning Vietnam, except instead of Vietnam, it's the ghetto, and instead of Robin Williams, it's the Ladies Man Don Cheadle.