A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

BROKEN DONKEYS SHOULD BE RETURNED NEXT TO BROKEN OXEN: An interesting first leg of the Race tonight, full of daring bicycling (seriously, gorgeous, but doing that either as the cyclist or in the bucket seat would scare me to death), lessons about why you should never, ever, ever connect through Heathrow if you can avoid, and yes, obstreporous animals. We didn't have quite a Colin-level reaction to the donkey issues, but still, that donkey was clearly broken. And I'm already quite liking the plucky Goths, despite their excess of consonants, and the "Married Ministers," who will get eliminated early on, but seem like decent people, which there have been a shortage of on the Race in recent runs.