A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

SOMEBODY WHO WON'T MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A CLOWN: Newly-revised rankings of Adam's Favorite Santanas (previous rankings in parens):

1. Tito (2)
2. Carlos (3)
3. Juelz (5)
4. Dotson (4)
   
5. Moss (7)
6. Ervin (6)
7. Rafael (unlisted)
   
8. Johan (1)