A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

TWO FISH OUT OF WATER: Look no further than the Ninth Circuit for your yuk-yuk needs. According to the press release announcing Kozinski's elevation to Chief Judge:

Judge Kozinski also believes that looks count, though he can provide no support for that proposition.

As much as you hate to admit it, he's right again.

Meanwhile, pop culture has asked if we can bring it down for a minute. Juliana Hatfield (still working? Huh.) thinks that The Hills is ruining society because it prevented her from searching for a cure for cancer. She was getting so close when she wrote that song in 5:4 time about fucking a cute movie star at a party.

Sourced: California Lawyer and TVTattle.