A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

DAMN YOU, MICHAEL MCDONALD, DAMN YOU AND YOUR SMOOTH SMOOTH SOUNDS: While no ThingThrowers apart from myself attended tonight's installment of the Big Quiz Thing, we were well on pace for a Top 5 finish that would earn us fabulous prizes until the audio round, which was devoted entirely to identifying Yacht Rock songs by title and artist, ran us over like a Mack truck. We did earn big points from the Quizmaster by being one of the few teams to fill in the blank of 1979 musical T-shirt slogan Knuke The ________ correctly, and wound up with a 9th place finish. (Also, on the special Passover questions about content of the seder plate, we went 3/4 on, missing the "recent feminist addition" to the seder plate.)