A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING -- GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND: Aaaaargh. I got rickrolled today (by these guys, and who wouldn't follow a YouTube link featuring Beaker the Muppet?). Because I'm old, I didn't know about the rickrolling phenomenon -- links embedded in stories or emails that promise to take you to valuable pop-cultural content, but instead bring you Rick Astley singing "Never Going to Give You Up," or Beaker singing it, or Adolf Hitler singing it -- although I did know that the Mets reneged on their promise to let online voters pick their new 8th-inning song because Astley won as a write-in. For what it's worth, though, Rick Astley is a good sport about it.