A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

ALMOST AS INCOHERENT AS PAULA: Yes, Idol is big, but it's far from the biggest singing contest in the world--that would, of course, be the annual Eurovision Song Contest, with full details here. Your winner this year is Russian performer Dima Bilan with "Believe." Prior winners include ABBA (1974 for "Waterloo"), Celine Dion (1988 for "Ne parlez sans moi," representing Switzerland), Katrina and the Waves (1997 for "Love Shine A Light"), and Finnish metal band Lordi. Nothing seems to be as awesome or meta-tastic as 2006 Lithuanian entry "We Are The Winners," performed by Lithuanian supergroup LT United.