A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

WRITTEN, PRODUCED, AND DIRECTED BY MAX BIALYSTOCK: Apparently, much panned musical Glory Days has already shut its doors, having opened just last night, making it join an elite club alongside Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All. Yes, that's worse than Prymate (the play about humans and animals getting it on) and Carrie: The Musical, which both played 5 performances. The only thing to beat it? Farrah Fawcett comedy Bobbi Boland, which closed after 7 previews without ever officially opening.