A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

I COUGHED YOUR NAME/I SMOKED ALL DAY: There is a minor fire going on two doors down from my office right now -- some white smoke (but no dark smoke), one ladder car two ladder cars, a few firemen on the roof and many more just standing around. But man, do people love a fire. It looks like a rock concert out on the street -- people keep coming over from the touristy stuff nearby to gawk. If it really started burning you could probably sell tickets.