A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

FROM THE ALOTT5MA UROPHILIA DESK: We're not providing daily updates of the R. Kelly trial -- the Sun-Times and Tribune are your comprehensive resources for that. (Also, child pornography is not funny, even if several aspects of this trial are. A Space Jam room in your house?) But it is worth noting that yesterday was the day that ALOTT5MA friend (and pop music critic for the Sun-Times) Jim DeRogatis was called to the stand, where he was ultimately granted the shield of the Fifth Amendment against testifying (though not reportorial privileges) regarding questions of what happened to The Tape after he received it in the mail.