AUF, AUF AND AWAY: Season Five of Project Runway has hit the air. To kick things off, the new slate of contestants were sent out to reprise the Inaugural Gristedes Challenge from Season One. Austin "Cornhusker" Scarlett showed up as the Guest Judge, looking all Duran-Duran-Goes-To-The-Kentucky-Derby Fabulous. Or something.
Since none of the new contestants had the stones to make an entire outfit from edible or perishable items, here's an entire episode made out of Peeps. Open to comment: Are peeps more or less edible than cornhusks? More or less perishable?
Giving in, momentarily, to the Early Season Hate inevitably experienced during the provocatively-edited introductions of the new contestants' personalities, I note that a locally conducted scientific study (sample size: three - results: unanimous) has already concluded that Bronzer Boy must die.
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