A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

IF THE POEM'S SCORE FOR PERFECTION IS PLOTTED ALONG THE HORIZONTAL OF A GRAPH, AND ITS IMPORTANCE IS PLOTTED ON THE VERTICAL, THEN CALCULATING THE TOTAL AREA OF THE POEM YIELDS THE MEASURE OF ITS GREATNESS: Via sconstant, it's high time we demonstrated some appreciation for the chart-based music reviews of Andrew Kuo in the NYT, and not only because three of the charts below mention Superchunk:

• Kanye West's "Robocop" v. Other Breakup Songs
• Lollapalooza 2 v. 2008 Summer Festivals
• Kanye West, "Love Lockdown"
  
• Trapped In The Closet
• Five Nights of Morrissey, NYC
  
• CMJ 2008
• Lil Wayne, "The Drought Is Over 5 [Grand Closing]"
• Seven Nights of Conor Oberst, NYC
• 2007 McCarren Pool Shows
• Comedic Scale of Selected References in Hot Stylz's "Lookin Boy"

Kuo, who has a blog, has inspired some derivative works as well.