A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

FAIR HARVARD HAS THE POINTS SPREAD, OLD YALE MIGHT WIN (IT'S TRUE), BUT VERSUS PENNSYLVANIA WE BET THE UNDER, TOO: The NYT speaks with the degenerates hard-working statisticians who prefer to gamble on Ivy League basketball, as it's often the only college hoops action on a Friday night.

In related Division III action, the Lord Jeffs of Amherst College open their tenth straight NCAA men's basketball tournament play tonight against the Griffins of Gwynedd-Mercy College, with the winner likely to face the host Ospreys of Richard Stockton College tomorrow night; we will, as always, follow such action here so long as the Jeffs keep winning and the nicknames remain amusing.