A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

TEACHING THE THINGTHROWERS ABOUT GEOGRAPHY: One of the nice things about Round 2 of the Bee is that you get to learn some interesting demographic facts about our nation (plus bonus Canada!) that you might not have previously known:

• Everyone in Fairbanks, Alaska apparently gets their medications on a mail-order basis.
• The population of Santa Ana, California is extremely focused.
• Alberta, Canada does not care for pastel colors.
• Somewhat surprisingly, the people of British Columbia don't go to church.
• Denver is a simple, understated town.
• One cannot inflate a helium balloon in Bonita Springs, Florida.
• Folks in Driggs, Idaho are terse.
• No butterflies in Bloomington, Illinois!
• Dixon -- another town in Illinois -- is a pretty mediocre town. Hopefully they have butterflies, though.
• More from Illinois! Freeport's elderly population is sharp as a tack.
• Dubuque, Iowa's residents don't get annoyed easily.
• Laurel, Maryland houses some generous people.
• The people of Waldorf, Maryland, on the other hand, have a fatalist attitude towards the world.
• Boston, Massachusetts, is a kind of confusing city -- I think they may not have any airports, but I'm not 100% sure.
• Woody Allen has never set foot in Martha's Vineyard. Must be the lack of airports.