A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

YOU KNOW, JUST TEN YEARS AGO, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HARD TO IMAGINE A BLACK MAN SELLING COLOGNE: I've never really gotten the underlying appeal of celebrity-endorsed fragrances. I understand dressing like your favorite movie star, I understand wearing the sneakers that your favorite athlete claims to prefer. I even kind of get the celebrity restaurant concept. But why exactly would one wish to smell like Patrick Dempsey? Or, in this case, smell like the relationship between Dempsey and his wife? Ew.