A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

THAT OUGHT TO SHUT THE ... OH, WAIT, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT: Legendary-in-his-time zany comedian Soupy Sales is dead, and yes, he really did on a New Year's Day show once suggest to kids that they go into their parents' wallets and send their pal Soupy those green pieces of paper inside with the pictures of guys with beards on them ... and he'd send them all a postcard from Puerto Rico later on. (Result: one-week suspension.) He also, many here may remember, held the mid-1980s radio slot between Imus and Stern on Double-U Ennnnnnnn Bee Cee, and did the voice of Donkey Kong in the 1983-85 CBS animated show Saturday Supercade.