A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

NO DIRECTIONS: Finally, Glee gave us some actual movement on the "fake baby" plotline, though we have not had Terri hit by the J.J. Abrams/Mean Girls bus yet. Also, continuing nice work by Dianna Agron as Quinn, being the first person in recorded history to kick Sue Sylvester's ass, and the episode was generally (and blessedly) free of Quinn-Rachel-Puck-Finn drama (aside from the quite nice Lea Michele "Smile"). And, we raise a question as to whether last night's version of "Jump" was more or less offensive to Van Halen fans than Van Hagar was. Next week--we at long last reach Sectionals, with music from the Rolling Stones, Kelly Clarkson ("My Life Would Suck Without You"), and Streisand ("Don't Rain On My Parade").