SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?
Nuclear wars can start under at least the following situations:
US First Strike
USSR First Strike
NATO / WARSAW PACT
FAR EAST STRATEGY
US USSR Escalation
Taiwan Escalation
India Pakistan War
Mediterranean War
Hong Kong Variant
Seato Decapitating
Cuban Provocation
Inadvertent Launch
Atlantic Heavy
Cuban Paramilitary
Nicaragua Preemptive
Pacific Territorial
Burmese Theaterwide
Turkish Heavy
Argentina Escalation
Iceland Maximum
US Subversion
Australian Maneuver
Sudan Surprise
NATO Territorial
Zaire Alliance
Iceland Incident
English Escalation
Middle East Heavy
Mexican Takeover
Chad Alert
Saudi Maneuver
NATO Incursion
U.S. Defense
Cambodian Heavy
Pact Medium
Arctic Minimal
Taiwan Theaterwide
Pacific Maneuver
Portugal Revolation
Albanian Decoy
Palistinian Local
Moroccan Minimal
Czech Option
French Alliance
Arabian Clandestine
Gabon Rebellion
Northern Maximum
Arabian Surprise
Czech Paramilitary
SEATO Takeover
Hawaiian Escalation
Iranian Maneuver
NATO Containment
Swiss Incident
Cuban Minimal
Iceland Escalation
Vietnamese Retaliation
Syrian Provocation
Libyan Local
Gabon Takeover
Romanian War
Middle East Offensive
Denmark Massive
Chile Confrontation
S. African Subversion
USSR Alert
Nicaraguan Thrust
Greenland Domestic
Iceland Heavy
Kenya Option
Pacific Defense
Uganda Maximum
Thai Subversion
Romanian Strike
Pakistan Sovereignty
Afghan Misdirection
Thai Variation
Northern Territorial
Polish Paramilitary
S. African Offensive
Panama Misdirection
Scandanavian Domestic
Jordan Preemptive
English Thrust
Burmese Maneuver
Spain Counter
Arabian Offensive
Chad Interdiction
Taiwan Misdirection
Bangladesh Theaterwide
Ethiopian Local
Italian Takeover
Vietnamese Incident
English Preemptive
Brazilian Heavy
Cypress [sic] Maneuver
Egypt Misdirection
Bangladesh Thrust
Mongolian Thrust
Polish Heavy
Albanian Discretionary
Canadian Thrust
Arabian Light
Pakistan Incident
Malaysian Manuever
Jamaican Decoy
Malaysian Minimal
Burmese Containment
Japanese Containment
Bulgarian Clandestine
Greenland Maximum
Ugandan Offensive
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ReplyDeleteSee also this.
ReplyDeleteOh, man! I've been meaning to do this list for years, but finally came across a decent youtube clip this afternoon.
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ReplyDeleteNow that I think about it, Dr. Falcon clearly rigged the simulation program. There are no scenarios in which the use of nuclear weapons doesn't result in immediate escalation and total annihilation? Sounds like he reasoned backwards from the conclusion he wanted to present.
ReplyDeleteHow about a nice game of chess instead?
ReplyDeleteOne situation is "Chad Interdiction". I guess the 2000 election could have escalated more than it did.
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