THE MOST POPULAR MOVIE EVER MADE: A sad-eyed celebrity joins a televised dance competition, where she falls madly in love with her assigned partner, a melancholic young vampire widower raising octuplets. Their chief competitors, a hunky bad-boy werewolf biker and a famous beautiful double-agent, coerce the snarky British judge into announcing that if the celebrity/vampire couple doesn't make sectionals, they will be digitized and imprisoned in a computer. Our heroes escape, with the help of a genially rumpled stoner and a team of fashionable Manhattan bachelorettes, to a nearby hospital, where they pose as surgical interns and teach the crusty administrator that patients are more important than profits.
This movie is called Two and a Half Men.
I hear Justin Bieber has a cameo.
ReplyDeleteI thought Bieber was playing the snarky judge?
ReplyDeleteWhere are the giant spiders?
ReplyDeleteThey're in the next movie, the one with Will Smith.
ReplyDeleteAnd later on, the surgical interns have to treat a short-statured young woman of Italian descent with a strange-looking hairpiece for a horrible case of skin cancer.
ReplyDelete<span>That's the one with the hooker/stripper with a heart of gold who's just trying to feed her family while she goes to school at the same time, right?</span>
ReplyDeleteAnd the whole thing is being investigated by the best detective in the unit. The only problem? He's always in trouble with the chief because he simply refuses to play by the rules.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget his partner, who's always one week from retirement.
ReplyDeleteHow exactly do the people get voted off, and when will Tyra give them a dressing down?
ReplyDeleteYou had me at "dance competition."
ReplyDeleteThe partner, needless to say, is getting too old for this shit.
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