REVERSE COWGIRL CURTIS: You know that whole Chris Rock routine about how a father's primary obligation in life is to keep his daughter "off the pole"? Laurence Fishburne has, apparently, more than failed in that regard, as his 19-year-old daughter Montana plans to make her film debut via an explicit pornography production with "Brian Pumper". Really, Montana, I don't know that I'd piss off a father who has portrayed Ike Turner.
True, there's a bit of continuity to this -- because I don't know what kind of rational parent would have let a fourteen-year-old Laurence Fishburne head off to the Philippines with Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Sheen, Dennis Hopper for the year-plus Apocalypse Now shoot. I'm willing to accept, however, that this is a bit worse.
I believe it's a sign of the endtimes that Montana Fishburne is citing Kim Kardashian's sex tape as the impetus for this decision.
ReplyDeleteJust go out and make a sex tape if that's what you need to do. At least it could be grainy and leave something to the imagination.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't watch this "celebrity" sex tape (and had watched the others), then you are a racist...
ReplyDeleteWhat if I'm just scared of Jason "Furious" Styles coming over and whaling on my behind?
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